Bad dating tips
Here are some tips for going on dates you already know are going to be just…so fucking bad. You used to spend hours trying to find the perfect outfit that was the right combination of sexy and casual.
But that was back when you would go on a date thinking, “Yes!
One of the hardest parts of dating is that you have to actually go on dates with people.
While you used to get your hopes up, years of experience have taught you that dating sucks and there’s nothing you can do about it, but you’re definitely going to keep on doing it, anyway.
The more you build on that internal stability, the less your self-worth will be influenced by other people and external are in a relationship.
You can love your friends and family all you want, but this does not mean you should spend time with them.
It’s every woman’s worst nightmare: Your date just used the phrases “college improv troupe” and “debauchery” in the same sentence, and you go to start transcribing it for your group text, but your phone dies before you even get to his lack of punchline. You don’t want to seem too available, or even available at all, so play it cool and aloof by never responding to his texts.
This is going to be a good thing.” Just put on some jeans and a shirt.
Who cares if your shirt has three holes in it; it wasn’t like the two of you were going to hit it off, anyway.
Psych yourself up by remembering you can be alone again in a matter of hours. You’re about to head out the door and a series of excuses that seem pretty plausible pop into your brain: I’m sick, my apartment just caught on fire, my parents just died in a fire, I have to go set myself on fire.
But you just have to grit your teeth and remind yourself that the date will be over in a matter of hours, at which point you can go back to your apartment and listen to your roommate watch reruns of in the other room.