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You need moms in your life that can give us these answers.""Jason, I've never had a mom in my life with answers.""Well, start looking."In concept, I understood that there were cool moms in the world just waiting to be discovered, but for some reason I couldn't seem to attract any.
"How do you always get over the threesome idea before I even get a chance to act on it? "It's not fair." "Because, Jason, I'm a mother now. Unless it's me with two people that aren't you."Jason gasped with mock horror, then went back to his i Pad.
He allowed me victories, money, and attention, just so long as he always had more.After a half hour of silence, I made an announcement."Well, I just joined Tinder."Jason turned to look at me, at last noticing that I'd camouflaged my acne in a thick coat of Sid's diaper-rash cream."Jenny, I'm not having a threesome with some weirdo off Tinder." He paused for a minute trying to make sense of my DIY Kabuki makeup."Unless she's hot.""I'm over the threesome idea," I said, applying more cream.Until two years ago, Jenny's life was exciting, sexy, a little eccentric, and one hundred percent impulsive. Then they had their son, Sid, and overnight, Jenny was forced to grow up: to be responsible, to brush her hair, to listen to her voicemail. Until two years ago, Jenny's life was exciting, sexy, a little eccentric, and one hundred percent impulsive. Then they had their son, Sid, and overnight, Jenny was forced to grow up: to be responsible, to brush her hair, to listen to her voicemail.Find out what happened next here."I kind of want to have a girl go down on me while I blow you." I batted my eyes at Jason across the table, trying to spice up an overly planned date night.